A Skyrim modder has added immersive lap-sitting to the game: The inhabitants of Skyrim endure complex lives. With comfort a luxury reserved for the wealthiest of city residents and the province’s lifeblood. The laborers, frequently confined to harsh environments with little give.
It’s evident that this doesn’t seem right, but in the absence of a non-Stormcloak revolution to turn the province’s fortunes around. The best the province’s poorest residents can expect is a little help from each other.
Thankfully, a new mod should assist, but not as you would think.
Even though it’s just June, Skyrim modders seem to be planning for Christmas.
The mod in issue is “Immersive Lap Sitting,” create by hanshotfirst01. A controversially titled modder who doesn’t seem to mind that Santa isn’t expect for another six months.
A Skyrim modder has added immersive lap-sitting to the game
Naturally, the update does precisely what it says, allowing Skyrim‘s inhabitants to adopt a comfortable knee whenever they feel like it. But whispering merry gift suggestions is entirely optional.
You may initiate this as the player character by sitting down and requesting an NPC to perch themselves on top of you in an entirely PG manner, which they will do if you haven’t mistreated them prior.
On the other side, you may approach seated NPCs and request to sit on their lap, which you may deny if you’re not in good standing with them.
The second option also has the bonus of allowing you to check whether the NPC will stand up and leave you dangling in mid-air at any time, which supposedly does happen.
As you may guess, the mod has some clipping difficulties, but honestly. This is probably a good thing, so you don’t mix Skyrim with reality.
It’s also not intended to be sexual in any manner. According to hanshotfirst01, who says, “I don’t feel that sitting on someone’s lap is necessarily sexual.”
So, think about what you want for Crimbo, find a friend to sit with. And stay tuned for further news on The Elder Scrolls 6 and the wild world of Skyrim modding.